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    I'm a HUman, what are you?
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    Well guys this is an easy way to get to know the typical 12-Year-Old-AOLer. Let me demonstrate the capabilities of this translator. I'm not sure if anyone knows about this, but I got a huge kick out of it.


    Example: AL PSO IMAEGS AND OFICIAL ILUSTRATIONS R (C) SONICTEM / SEGA 200-2031111 WTF LOL AL LOGOS AND TRAEDMARKS IN THIS SIET R PROP3RTY OF THERE RESP3CTIEV OWN3R!!!!11!1 TEH COMENTS R PROPERTY OF THERE POST3RS AL TEH REST ? 200-203 BY PSO U CAN SYNDICAET OUR N3WS USNG TEH FIEL BAK3NDPHP11!11 OMG LOL OR ULTRMODATXT
    !!!!11!1 WTF

    and my post: W3L GUYS THIS IS AN 3ASY WAY 2 GET 2 KNOW DA TYPICAL 12-YAAR-OLD-AOLER1111!! L3T M3 DAMONSTRAET DA CAPABILITEIS OF THIS TRANSLA2R11!!!1 OMG IMM NOT SURA IF ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS BUT I GOT A HUGA KIK OUT OF IT111! WTF

    I KNOW I MAY HAEV A FEW SPELNG ERORS BUT R3ST ASURED TAHT IMM GATNG BT3R!1!!1 KNOW TAHT I ALSO SPENT ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF CHAKNG OVAR THIS POST SO MOST OF TEH ERORS R CORECT3D!!1!!! OMG WTF =D
    http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html

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    Oh, I love this. Now NO ONE has an excuse for not understanding the rules.

    "11!!111! OMG WTF LOL NO LMERS1!!1!! WTF LOL THINK BFORE U POST!11!1!!1 LOL MAEK SUR3 UR POST WIL NOT OFAND OTHERS!1!1 OMG LOL PLZ TRY 2 STAY ON 2PIC IN ACORDANC3 WIT TEH ORIGINAL POST1!!1! WTF LOL PLZ TRY 2 KEP UR LANGUAEG CLEAN IF POSIBL31!1!!! OMG WTF W3R3 A FORUM NOT A BAR OR PUB!!!!1!! OMG LOL DO NOT RESPOND 2 FLMEBATE1!!11 OMG LOL W3L HANDL3 IT!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL

    2!1!! OMG LOL DO NOT ATAK DA MOD3RA2RS!!111!! OMG LOL DA MOD3RA2RS DO UR DIRTY WORK FOR U!!111! OMG WTF LOL THEY R HARE FOR UR BN3FIT NOT 2 ABUS3 U WIT THEYRE POWERS!11! LOL (HOWAV3R IF U MAEK AN 3FORT 2 UPSAT A MOD THEY WIL NOT HESITAET 2 BAN U!!1! OMG WTF
    NOTE DA MODERA2RS WARA CHOS3N HAR3 B/C W3 FEL THEY DASERVA AND CAN HANDLE TEH JOB!!1!11 WTF LOL IF U R UNHAPY WIT A MOD3RA2R OR DA WAY DA FORUM IS RAN U R WALCOM3 2 FIND ANOTH3R PSO RALAETD FORUM 2 POST IN1!1!!111 OMG WTF LOL WHINNG ABOUT OR HOLDNG A VOT3 AGANEST A MOD3RA2R WIL NOT INSTITUT3 ANY TYP3 OF CHANG3 IN STAF11!1 LOL PSOW IS NOT A DEMOCRACY NOR IS IT UR PLAYGROUND11!1

    3!111! POST IN TEH APROPRIAET FORUMS1!11!111 LOL IF U MAEK A MISTAEK AND POST IN DA WRONG FORUM ITS OKAY1111 OMG WTF LOL HOW3VER DO NOT MAEK POSTNG IN TEH WRONG FORUM A CONSTANT BHAVIOR!11!1! DO NOT HIJAK OTHER PAOPLES THR3ADS1!!1 OMG THIS IS CONSIEDR3D 2 B RUDA BHAVIOUR11!1111! OMG IF U WISH 2 CONTINU3 A CONV3RSATION WIT ONE PARTICULAR P3RSON WHICH HAS NO BARNG ON DA ORIGINAL 2PIC PLZ TAEK IT 2 PRIVAET MALE!11!1!!1 WTF

    4!!11 WTF NO SPM!1!!1!1! SPM EATS SPAEC1!!!11!1 LOL THIS RULA IS STRICTLY 3NFORC3D!!11 OMG THIS WIL INCLUDE POSTS CONTANENG SNGLA WORDS OR ABREIVIATIONS SUCH AS LOL AND TEH LIEK!!1!1! WTF TEH FORUMS R NOT A CHAT ROM SO NO FREPOSTNG!111!1 OMG WTF IF DA THR3AD IS A POL SUCH AS A THAN IT IS ALOWAD BUT PLZ TRY 2 PUT A R3ASON FOR DA CHOIEC INSTAAD OF JUST A ONA WORD POST1!!111! OMG LOL

    5!1!! OMG LOL RASPECT 3V3RYBODY IN DA FORUM!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL 3V3RYONAS EQUAL H3R3!!1111 OMG WTF THIS FORUM ISNT JUST FOR ON3 GROUP OR INDIVIDUAL!!!11 LOL FLMNG WIL NOT B 2LERAETD!1!!! LOL U FLM3 U G3T BANAD11!! OMG WTF RACIST R3MARKS OR ETHNOC3NTRISM WIL RASULT IN BANNG!!1111!! OMG LOL SO DONT
    NOT3!!1!!11 WTF FLM3BATENG OR THROWNG RAMARKS AT USERS IN ATEMPT 2 G3T THEM 2 FLME U IS JUST AS BAD AS FLMNG1!!! WTF DO NOT START FIGHTS!1111!11 OMG WTF LOL

    61!111!!! WTF NO DISCRIMINA2RY OR D3ROGA2RY RAMARKS1!!! OMG

    71!11 OMG WTF ONCE AGANE 2PIC HIJAKNG IS FROWNED UPON1!!11! U HIJAK U WIL R3C3IEV A WARNNG

    811!111! OMG WTF LOL SIG LIMITS STIL REMANE TEH SM3 AS THEY WER3 BFORA1!11111! OMG LOL 60 PIEXLS HORIZONTAL 180 PIEXLS VERTICAL 3500 BYT3S MAX NOT 35KB11!1 OMG WTF DO NOT HAEV MIDI MUSIC AU2-PLAYNG ON SIGS AND NO MORE THAN 5 LIENS OF TEXT!1!11111 OMG DA 5 LIENS OF TAXT RUL3 INCLUDES LIEN BR3AKS1!!! OMG LOL

    911!1! OMG WTF DO NOT POST PORNOGRAPHIC IMAEGS OR CAR2N/ANIEM PORNOGRAPHIC IMAEGS1!1!11!! U WANT THEM GO ELSEWH3R31111!! OMG WTF LOL POSTNG PORNOGRAPHIC IMAEGS OR LINKS WIL RESULT IN A WARNNG OR BAN
    PSO!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL WORLD IS A SIET TH3MED FOR AL AEGS!!!!1 OMG LOL THIS M3ANS NO POSTNG OF ANY ADULT-R3LAETD M8RIAL OR M8RIAL TAHT WUD B NON-SUITABL3 FOR VEIWNG BY MINORS11!!! WTF LOL

    10!1!!! WTF LOL DO NOT POST MESAEGS FROM PRIVAET MALE/PRIVAET LOGS IF TH3Y R MEANT 2 B PRIVAET1!1!1! IN ADITION PLZ DO NOT HARAS MEMBRS VIA PRIVAET MALE!!1!1 LOL

    11!1!1! WTF LOL PLZ ADRAS ANY P3RSONAL ISUES OR COMPLANETS ABOUT MEMBRS BY PMNG A MOD INSTAAD OF TAKNG IT OUT ON DA BOARD1111 OMG WTF IF U HAEV SUGASTIONS ISU3S OR COMPLANETS ABOUT TEH BOARD ITSELF PLZ USE TEH SIET R3LAETD FORUM1!!!!1 OMG LOL

    12111!!1 WTF LOL US3 OF TEH PSO WORLD FORUMS IS A PRIVIELGA AND NOT A RIGHT!111!1 LOL IF A MODERA2R FELS U NED 2 B R3MOVED FROM THEM U WIL B SANT A PRIVAET MESAEG ABOUT WUT BHAVIOR HAS INITIAETD UR REMOVAL!1!11!!! FALEURA 2 CHANGE UR BHAVIOR WIL RESULT IN A BAN!!!!1!11 IN CARTANE CIRCUMSTANCAS THEYRE WIL B NO WARNNG AND INSTEAD TEH USAR WIL B BAN3D IMEDIAETLY1111! OMG WTF

    131!111 OMG WTF LOL PARSONAL PHO2S SHUD NOT 3XCED 60X450 IN DIEMNSIONS1!!!1!! USERS ABUSNG TH3M WIL B WARN3D FIRST AND SHUD REPEAETD ABUSE OCUR SADE US3R WIL LOSA THEYRE ABILITY 2 HAEV A PERSONAL PHO211!111 OMG WTF LOL TEH ABUSA WARNNG ALSO GO3S FOR SIGNATURES AND CUS2M TITLES

    141111!1!! OMG LOL WAERZ OR ILEGAL R3LAETD CONTENT OF ANY KIND IS GROUNDS 2 B BAN3D BY OUR DISCR3TION!!1!!11 WTF LOL LINKS 2 SUCH M8RIAL R CONSIEDR3D DA SME AS POSTNG DA ACTUAL M8RIAL AS WEL AS REQUESTS FOR IT

    15!!1!! PLZ RAFRANE FROM ADVERTISNG UR SIET!11!!1 WTF U MAY ONLY DO SO FROM A LINK WITHIN UR PROFIEL OR SIGNATURA

    16!!!! OMG WTF DO NOT POST OR LINK 2 PSO HOAX S2REIS THIS IS A PSO SIET AND WIL NOT 2LARAET SUCH POST3D M8RIAL!!!11 WTF SO IF IN DOUBT JUST DONT POST IT

    17!!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL CHOSA UR VOCABULARY WIESLY DO NOT CAL P3OPLA GAY OR US3 TEH OF3NSIEV T3RM JAP!1!! OMG WATHER UR USNG TEH WORD OFENSIEVLY OR NOT DO NOT USE SUCH SLURS

    18!1!11 OMG R3P3AT THREADS R NOT ALOWED PLZ CHAK TEH FORUM 2 MAEK SUR3 UR 2PIC IS NOT ALREADY BEN ADRESED111111 OMG R3PEAT THR3ADS NEDNG MOD3RATION WIL R3SULT IN A WARNNG COUNT

    19111!111 OMG WTF LOL W3 APR3CIAET PAYM3NTS IN DA FORM OF BANANAS

    USARS1!!!1! OMG NORMALY HAEV THRE WARNNGS BFORA RESULTNG IN SARIOUS ACTION OR A BAN111!11 OMG WTF HOWAVAR DEPENDNG ON DA 3XTR3MITY OF DA VIOLATION A USER MAY ONLY HAEV ONE WARNNG OR AN INSTANT BAN!!1!111! WTF LOL
    BY POSTNG IN TEH FORUMS U H3RABY AKNOWLEDGA THESA RUL3S1!1!! OMG WTF
    -PSOW STAF"


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    OTHALO AND IAGO R CARTANELY TEH FOCUS OF DA TRAEGDY AND IM SURE IT IS NOT IN SHAEKSPAAER?S EROR TAHT THAY 3ND UP HAVNG SO MUCH IN COMON BTWEN THEM111!1 OMG WTF LOL I THINK TAHT TEH MAJOR DIFERENC3 BTWEN DA TWO CHARACTERS IS TEH FACT TAHT IAGO ACTIEVLY USED PEOPLA LIEK OTHALO 2 ACOMPLISH HIS WIL!1!11!1! WTF LOL IF IT HAD NOT BEN FOR IAGO TEH LIEF OF AL DA OTHAR CHARACTERS WUD HAEV GONA ON JUST AS IT HAD BFORE1!!1! WTF OF COURSE TEH SMA CUD PROBABLY B SADE FOR OTH3LO BUT I THINK TAHT IS FOR A DIFERENT R3ASON!!11 OMG WTF OTH3LO WAS SORT OF TEH LINCHPIN IN IAGO?S DESIGNS BUT TH3Y W3RA STIL IAGO?S EVIL IEDAS1!11!!! LOL OTHELO WUD NAV3R HAEV THOUGHT SO IL OF DASDEMONA WITHOUT BNG FUALAD BY IAGO?S CUNNG DECIT11!11! OMG LOL AS W3 SE THROUGHOUT DA TRAEGDY IAGO VERY EFECTIEVLY BLINDS OTHELO UNTIL TEH POINT WHERE IAGO IS STERNG HIM LIEK A BICYCLE
    I11!!11!1 WTF THINK R DELVAS IN2 DA HUMAN PSYCHE WIT THIS TRAEGDY!!1!!1 WTF LOL I THINK HE IS TRYNG 2 POINT OUT TAHT THEYRE IS TEH ABILITY 2 DO EVIL AND HEINOUS ACTS IN EVARY PARSON BUT USUALY IT IS HELD AT BAY BY REASON!1!11111 OMG IT TAEKS BUT A LITL3 NUDG3 OUT OF TEH DOR SO 2 SPEAK BY T3MPTATION (IN WUT FORM) 2 LET DA AVIL BGIN BRODNG AND CHANGE A P3RSON DONG GOD THNGS IN2 A P3RSON DONG AVIL THNGS1!1!1!1! WTF IAGO WAS TURNAD AVIL BY HIS J3ALOUSY OV3R CASIO?S PROMOTION AND TH3N HE CAUSAD OTHELO 2 B ALSO ANVIOUS AND SUSPICIOUS OF DESDAMONA AND SO OTHALO WAS TURNAD 2 AVIL AS W3L!11!! LOL
    That's one of my answers on the test essay for Brit Lit over Othello...

    ...My english teacher didn't think it was funny when I turned it in though... >_<

    <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BlackRose on 2003-02-11 11:54 ]</font>

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    "Quick, does any one speak jive!"

    -name that quote

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    On 2003-02-11 11:53, Guntz348 wrote:
    "Quick, does any one speak jive!"

    -name that quote
    Airplane, right?

    (been awhile since i saw Airplane...)

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    THIS HAS GOTA B DA SWETEST 2L AV3R MAN!!!111 WTF LOL LIEK THIS GUY USED 2 SAY TAHTS JUST PRIEM!!1!!11 OMG WTF
    "Sword logic? That's cute."

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    On 2003-02-11 11:55, BlackRose wrote:
    On 2003-02-11 11:53, Guntz348 wrote:
    "Quick, does any one speak jive!"

    -name that quote
    Airplane, right?

    (been awhile since i saw Airplane...)
    Give that man the ten thousand dollars! No seriously give it me instead please.

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    OMG WTF IS GOIN IN HEYA MA FRIENDS.....AM COPITELY YOST IN EYA MOTER YUCKER..POOH U CAZY PESON.
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    "2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS TEH QU3STION
    WH3THER TIS NOBLER IN TEH MIND 2 TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNA
    OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SAA OF TROUBLES
    AND BY OPOSNG AND TH3M—2?!???!??! OMG DEI—2 SLEP—
    NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE TEH HEARTACHA AND DA THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
    TAHT FLESH IS HAIR 2—TIS A CONSUMATION
    DAVOUTLY 2 B WISHD!!!111 OMG 2 DEI—2 SLEP—
    2 SLEP PARCHANCA 2 DR3M—AY THEIR TEH RUB
    FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF D3ATH WUT DR3MS MAY COMA
    WH3N W3 HAEV SHUFL3D OF THIS MORTAL COIL
    MUST GIEV US PAUS3 THEYRE DA RESPACT
    TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
    FOR WHO WUD BAR DA WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TEH OPR3SORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS DA PANGS OF DESPISD LOV3 TEH LAWS TEH INSOL3NCA OF OFIEC AND DA SPURNS
    TAHT PATEINT M3RIT OF DA UNWORTHY TAEKS
    WHEN H3 HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN?!?!???? WHO WUD THES3 FARDALS BAR
    2 GRUNT AND SW3AT UND3R A W3ARY LIEF
    BUT TAHT DA DRAAD OF SOMATHNG AFTAR TEH UNDISCOV3RD COUNTRY FROM WHOS3 BOURN
    NO TRAEVL3R R3TURNS—PUZLES DA WIL
    AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOS3 ILS W3 HAEV
    THAN FLY 2 OTHARS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF
    THUS?!?!??! LOL CONSCEINCE DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
    AND THUS DA NATIEV HUE OF RESOLUTION
    IS SIKLEID OER WIT TEH PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
    AND 3NT3RPRIESS OF GRAAT PITH AND WIT THIS RAGARD THERE CUR3NTS TURN AWRY
    AND LOSE DA NME OF ACTION1!111! OMG WTF LOL"

    Great literature, sort of.

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    AND WHAN H3 G3TS 2 HAAEVN
    2 ST11!11! PATAR H3 WIL TAL
    ANOTHER SOLIEDR REPORTNG SIR
    IEV S3RVAD MAH TIEM IN H3L
    Orange Hand. CZ-75b.

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