Guitar Noob Help?

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Hey, I recently bought a Schecter Sunset Deluxe with FR and it's amazing.

Except for one thing. The FREAKING FLOYD ROSE!

So, I've seen ways of fixing it (wood blocks, brass tool, and tremol-no), but they all require some modification, so I was thinking about getting a new guitar. Except I'm poor.

ANYWAY.

My brother is on better terms with my parents, and if he wants a guitar, and I help pay for it, we (I) can get a new guitar.

Now the problem.

My brother cannot play guitar.

For F****** Sh*t.

So, what are some really REALLY REALLY (did I say really enough?) basic songs (preferably hard rock/light metal) that nearly anyone can play. and my brother really sucks, like he cant even play the bass intro to Crazy Train (I know really sad)

And I'm probably just going to end up buying a new guitar when I get a summer job, so I WILL get mah new tremolo-less guitar sometime.

Oh, check me out on youtube by the way: http://www.youtube.com/user/09TheBigProjekt09



EDIT: My brother actually does want a guitar, but he doesn't want to buy one if he can't play it.