Bill Cosby...

[KaneKahn]

2012 Candidate For President




I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

( Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc. If you are convicted of rape ..... well, you get the picture!

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes


GOD BLESS AMERICA .


Bill Cosby

[Volcompat321]

Cept Bill Cosby doesn't believe in any of that to begin with.

[TalHex]

I have a problem with number 11, it's called 'fuck no'

"patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" ...bitches

[Nitro Vordex]

*Moo's You Got FKL'D! pic here*

[bay sick]

little bold.

then again pretty smart...-ish.

[Tetsaru]

Lol, I've read this before... the man's got some good points.

Especially when he usually says random stuff like this:

Well dayum, looks like YTMND is down atm...

[Unit D79]

number 8 is needed in this country badly. how retarded is it that a man can rape and murder and 20 women and children, and have to wait 60 years before he is put to death. and during those 60 years, we have to pay taxes to keep his ass alive in jail

[Solstis]

(2) and (3) would result in the nation basically looking like Fallout 3. I don't think we even have the infrastructure to build the infrastructure to be isolationist.

Also, I'm pretty sure Bill Cosby has a better grasp of grammar.

Your topic is bad and you should feel bad.

[TalHex]

not anymore we don't... now go back before world war I and maybe we could have pulled it off... you know... that lovely period of time when we actually made stuff here?

[Nitro Vordex]

that lovely period of time when we actually made stuff here?

Oh, you're a funneh guy. ;D