It has finally happened!

[AlexCraig]

It was only a matter of time before it would come true. Due to a certain mad scientist/nearly forgotten cartoon character, genetic engineering, fossilized tree sap with mosquitos inside, and a mistake in calculation, a new bastard son has been born.
Through the years, we have seen our dear friend and ally, Wacko , undergo some bizarre changes. Even so far as the bastard child between it and Disapprove , Discko. Now a new child takes shape. One that is both creepy, yet tasteful...

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Pepsicko, +

Fear not, for he is harmless. Just do not mention his secret brother to him Wackoka-Cola, for he would likely go into rage, causing undo horrors for FKL.
Thank you, ladies, gentlemen, whatever the hell some of the rest of you are, for your time.

PS:

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at all this "FKL is dead/dying/worse than it was" crap. It'll come back. Maybe with all new people, maybe with a few old people and some new people, maybe with all oldies. Just get over it and keep spamming.

[Randomness]

Wackoka-kola?

Hmm...

And yeah, the FKL is dying crap is bad. Unless you think of it as another perpetual FKL fad.

[AlexCraig]

Fads are fads. If you really wanna get the ball rolling, you gotta make spam threads, not pity ones. And you don't want to shun people away from FKL, when you can spread your prior spammy knowledge onto them, influencing them so that FKL enters a new era of spam

*Puts Pepsicko into the cellar* DOWN BOY!!

[Randomness]

Alright. Someone make a Wacka-kola now.

[AlexCraig]

That'd be difficult. With Pepsi it was easier.

[Volcompat321]

Liesss

[AlexCraig]

Possibly. But who can say?
Now fetch me... a Coka-Cola Bottle, a can of 7up, and a Mountain Dew.

[Volcompat321]

Easy-

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[AlexCraig]

*Drinks Mountain Dew*

Ahhh... Okay, results time!

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Wackoca-Cola, +

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7up-prove, +

[Volcompat321]

Hahah I like them.