Hypochondriacs... ASSEMBLE!

[Solstis]

So... what does this have to do with hypochondria?

Here's the 1 question quiz to see if you are a hypochondriac or not.

1. Do you believe that you are a hypochondriac?

Randomness. Stop forcing yourself to be logical and actually do it. It's an online quiz. Self-diagnosis. The sort of person more willing to believe negative test results are...? Yes. Thanks for sticking with us.

Also, I'm barely functioning tonight. Need to lay off the caffeine, I feel like sleeping in a sound-proof, completely dark box tonight.

Also also, in before "that's just being neurotic" or a derivative of said argument.

[Shadowpawn]

I don't have the patience to go through that long quiz anymore. :/

[beatrixkiddo]

I don't have the patience to go through that long quiz anymore. :/

Asspie.

[Nitro Vordex]

Your Aspie score: 68 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 131 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical.

I dunno what that means. D;

[UnderscoreX]

I don't have the patience to go through that long quiz anymore. :/

This, but for reference's sake last time I was King of the sane people.

Spoiler!

Also whatever, I studied Psychology and some of these questions are the early warning signs for a serial killer!

[Shadowpawn]

My old results from that thread:

Spoiler!

[astuarlen]

Also whatever, I studied Psychology and some of these questions are the early warning signs for a serial killer!

Do you often have the sudden urge to perform a disappearing trick on that darn rabbit?

Do you want to pop the heads off of Snap, Crackle, and You Know Who?

Do you fervently wish for the chance to remove a certain leprechaun's lucky charms with a rusty cleaver?

If you answered yes to one or more of the above questions yadda yadda yadda.

[Retniwreven]

Huh. I'm somewhat similar to Sayara in shape.
Your Aspie score: 84 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 122 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

[Volcompat321]

Your Aspie score: 41 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 163 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

What does all this mean?

[astuarlen]

What does all this mean?

It means that, defined within certain parameters, "neurotypical" isn't all it's cracked up to be. On a probably-unrelated note, you're going to die.