6 year old boy floats away in homemade flying saucer

[Volcompat321]

Supposedly they found him, not sure about that. No reliable source.

Also.

Spoiler!

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flown past the speed of sound
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I flew in a balloon filled with hot air.

In... west Colorado born and raised
in the backyard is where I spent most of my days
soarin and swoopin and bein all cool
and flyin a balloon instead of bein in school
when a couple of tethers
they where up to no good
made me fly way up out my neighborhood
I went on one little flight and my brother got scared
and said "My bros in that basket way up in the air"

So.. whistled for a chopper and when it came near
The side said 'Channel 9' and it had guys in there
If anything I could say that this situation was rare,
but I thought ' ah forget it, jump out, no care.'

I landed on the ground at quite a high rate
and yelled to the news crew "yo homes, find me later"
and at long last, I was finally there,
to relinquish my basket as the king of hot air.

YES PLEASE x2!

YES PLEASE.

!

Nitro has won the topic.

I agree.

[Leviathan]

I guess our little Falcon.



Didn't become a phoenix.

[Tyreek]

Oh he's alive alright. LOL

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091015/...boy_in_balloon

[pinkace]

He was at home all along.... freakin waste of tax dollars. they should punish the kids that said he was in the balloon. reminds me of that part of 12 monkeys when the kid that fell in the well was really hiding in the barn...

[Volcompat321]

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That is all.

[Niered]

I guess our little Falcon.



Didn't become a phoenix.

Dammit Leviathan you forgot the best part:


YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[KaFKa]

Idiocy. Incompetance. Ignorance.

Yep. Its all here, folks! Step right up to the greatest sideshow ever imagined; the Midwestern United States.

[Outrider]

Also this story went from hilarious to sad really fast.

And back to hilarious again!

[Zantra]

So apparently the parents are recurring reality show contestants (mom swap, or something), and the little boy said that he hid in the attic to be on "the show". His father believes that he has found real evidence of martian ruins in Texas, or something crazy like that. So, even though i'm glad the little boy was found, it seems to me that this is just a huge scam for these people to get themselves on TV again.

[Retehi]

Dicks. All of them. Even the snot nosed ankle-biter.