The big fiery god in the sky demands a sacrifice.

[AlexCraig]

What have you to offer it?

For if you do not provide it with an offering, we shall have no water for many moons and the cattle shall blow like dust in the wind.

[Rasputin]

What have you to offer it?

For if you do not provide it with an offering, we shall have no water for many moons and the cattle shall blow like dust in the wind.

Prepare the gun powder.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Air Guitar solo of the Law and Order theme song.

People can and will get "really into" these performances. The sun (God) may just enjoy that.

[astuarlen]

the cattle shall blow like dust in the wind.

I just don't see it happening. Put away your APOCALYPSE NOW/TEH END IS NEAR sign, son.

[PIT]

my offering will be

[Randomness]

I'll offer it survival. If anything like that happens I'll just godmod it into wormhole-induced oblivion.

[Weeaboolits]

It's always wormholes with you, are annelids really that awe-inspiring?

[Randomness]

Wormholes are the ultimate weapon.

[ShinMaruku]

The Magnablast of course.

[Randomness]

Anything you shoot at me, a wormhole redirects back at you. A wormhole can also dump you into a star/black hole. All kinds of stupid.