Obama must pay!

[astuarlen]

Imagine going to rub your eye with your left hand and realizing you just pulped the damn thing 'cause there's a spiked ball on the end of your arm. Starting in 2014, the government will mandate that all citizens get left-handed mace attachments.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Suits, for both men and women, will then accommodate spiked shoulder attachments, that just won't come off, ever!