PSO2 must come with a dreamcast style controller for the 360 and PS3.

PSO2 must come with a keyboard and custom mic for said controller.

PSO2 must play hypnotic music on the intro screen that annoys the player's entire family when said player falls asleep while playing the game.

PSO2 must have uber ranger class that's better than everyone else.

PSO2 must drop weapon and meseta upon player death.

PSO2 must have custom pictochat thingy even if it turns into 90% player made penis pictures.

PSO2 must be free to play and then have a sequel thats not.

PSO2 must come with a new sonic game demo dvd packed inside.

PSO2 must use those protection key codes to play online

PSO2 must allow gameshark hacking and come with a preattached gameshark in a vmu slot and a jumppack in the second slot. character saves can be stored in a 3rd slot so its easy to dupe character.

PSO2 must not be server side.

PSO2 must have a lobby.

PSO2 character skins must all look like generic Halloween costumes that burn the eyes because they only use 3 different color termplates and the exact same geometry no matter what skin you pick.

PSO2 Players must all desire the same uber weapons knowing that all other weapons are trash.

PSO2 Players must drop trade.

PSO2 must not be moderated.

The biggest trolls should have hacks that allow them to PK other players and freeze entire lobbies so that if they cordinate they can ruin the game for everyone unless they have a antihack hack that removes the freeze script exploit.

PSO2 Players must use material and screw up their characters early on.

that is all for now