And now I can't stop laughing."When did I drink grape juice?"
And now I can't stop laughing."When did I drink grape juice?"
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
I have to wonder, since the whole milk thing presists...
Did you use the wayback machine to somehow discover the Milk Puking League of America (MPLA) in order to inspire this particular twist?
*They did exist, in America (really now, where else would something like this be, because Australia already has the Underwater Ironing & Mountaineer Ironing championships) of dudes who would down a half-gallon and photograph the result while hurling it all back up off the sides of high objects, or just in the yard. I don't think it had a purpose other than photography, and understandably didn't stick around long enough to find out.
I know it wasn't very popular (gee) and I don't even remember why I know about it. Maybe SomethingAwful.com linked to them back in the day. But this story reminded me and it's so obscure I had to ask.
Wow. The story is hilarious so far. So much, that I'm actually regretting having a glass of milk while reading it. At any rate, can't wait for Chapter 4!
I laugh while reading this. I could say some other stuff, but is there any higher praise?
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