✯ Interdimensional Flea Market of Faux Humor ✯
W E L C O M E
Congratulations! By some strange (?) twist of fate—you managed to stumble upon this merrily festive, odd little shop.
I'm sure you have many questions:
“What the heck!? I was just browsing Macy's online for some lingerie for my wife. How did I end up here...?”
Wife? HA! You don't have a wife... coughforeveralonecough
“Well, since I'm already here I mind as well ask: Do you sell Playnewm?”
In Oblivion City Paru, newm plays you!
“What? That doesn't even make sen—”
It makes sense if you don't think about it.
“...”
_____________________________________________
Anyway, all seriousness aside, welcome to my shop!
Feel free to strike up an offer if you find anything that you like. I will periodically add any new items that I find and don't want, so be sure to check every so often. Also, if you have any suggestions—such as any improvements I can make or anything in general—feel free to tell me! I'd like to keep this shop as fun and interesting as I can.
My Wares:
Sabers
❰Anfinsen❱ 43/0/0/43/0 ⚫ Force Ride
❰Anfinsen❱ 0/25/30/43/25 ⚫ Force Ride
Lv. 3 ❰Chaos Anfinsen❱ 35/0/0/0/15 ⚫ Zeta Cutlass
Lv. 4 ❰Risk Anfinsen +35❱ 0/0/37/0/19 ⚫ Zeta Cutlass
Lv. 5 ❰Heart Anfinsen +35❱ 0/37/0/27/0 ⚫ Zeta Cutlass
Lv. 2 ❰Celeb Luzparias +10❱ 0/31/19/0/0 ⚫ Zeta Cutlass
Daggers
❰Hollow Gimlet❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Huge Cross
❰Hollow Gimlet❱ 0/0/50/0/0 ⚫ Huge Cross
Lv. 3 ❰Celeb Jormungand❱ 0/0/0/29/0 ⚫ Reverse Kill
Lv. 4 ❰Dark Jormungand❱ 0/0/43/0/0 ⚫ Huge Cross
Lv. 2 ❰Draw Jasper Roar❱ 0/32/14/0/33 ⚫ Reverse Kill
Lv. 4 ❰Heart Jasper Roar +25❱ 0/13/0/40/23 ⚫ Reverse Kill
❰Foie Haze❱ 26/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Huge Cross
Swords
❰Hocho❱ 0/0/43/36/0 ⚫ Over End
❰Ka Vorg❱ 0/0/40/0/0 ⚫ Over End
Lv. 2 ❰Light Zahhak❱ 35/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Over End
Lv. 3 ❰Life Zahhak +25❱ 0/0/0/0/42 ⚫ Over End
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 2 ❰Heat Zahhak❱ 44/0/42/0/0 ⚫ Over End
Lv. 2 ❰Celeb Klau Solas +20❱ 29/0/33/0/14 ⚫ Dynamo Spin
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 3 ❰Heart Ainsraffe❱ 30/0/0/26/31 ⚫ Dynamo Spin
2-Swords
❰Ashviens❱ 0/0/38/0/0 ⚫ Million Rave
Lv. 2 ❰Heat Avenlote❱ 43/0/0/0/43 ⚫ Tornado Dance
Lv. 3 ❰Heart Mehrennenka +10❱ 33/0/0/29/0 ⚫ Cyclone Run
Lv. 3 ❰Heart Roche Limit❱ 36/0/29/0/0 ⚫ Tornado Dance
Lv. 3 ❰Celeb Roche Limit +1❱ 0/0/38/0/40 ⚫ Million Rave
Lv. 3 ❰Slow Nathaniel❱ 15/45/0/0/0 ⚫ Million Rave
❰Twin Brand❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Million Rave
Shields
Lv. 5 ❰Heart Egalta +20❱ 31/27/0/0/0 ⚫ Linear Shake
Lv. 5 ❰Heat Remjees +25❱ FORTIFIED 0/0/51/0/0 ⚫ Bull Smash
Spears
Lv. 3❰Heat Abraham +25❱ 38/26/23/40/0 ⚫ Spear Rider
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 3 ❰Celeb Abraham❱ 0/39/0/0/0 ⚫ Hopping Run
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 3 ❰Heart Abraham❱ 0/43/0/0/0 ⚫ Spear Rider
Lv. 3❰Zalure Abraham❱ 0/0/0/0/50 ⚫ Spear Rider
Lv. 2❰Stun Abraham❱ 0/0/48/0/0 ⚫ Spear Rider
Lv. 3 ❰Dark Undulate❱ 21/0/28/0/0 ⚫ Spear Rider
Lv. 3 ❰Risk Undulate +25❱ 0/20/30/0/0 ⚫ Hopping Run
ɴᴇᴡ - ❰Eclamasach❱ 0/31/0/35/0 ⚫ Speed Rain
ɴᴇᴡ - ❰Sweet Berry❱ 0/0/23/0/0
ɴᴇᴡ - ❰Bitter Berry❱ 0/0/32/0/0
Claws
❰Pinky Hand +40❱ 0/0/0/44/0 ⚫ Slide End
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 3 ❰Celeb Argares❱ 0/0/0/50/0 ⚫ Slide End
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 4 ❰Dark Argares❱ 37/0/0/0/16 ⚫ Slide End
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 4 ❰Dark Hadan Bite❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Bite Stamp
Handguns
Lv. 3 ❰Jell Kleingold❱ 26/0/18/38/0 ⚫ Thriller Combo
Lv. 3 ❰Dark Rouge Pulse❱ 0/0/0/0/32 ⚫ Thriller Combo
Rifles
❰Garland Zwei❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Hollow Snipe
❰Garland Drei +30❱ 25/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Mine Sneak
Lv. 3 ❰Stun Gerhilde❱ 0/42/0/0/0 ⚫ Hollow Snipe
Lv. 4 ❰Light Gerhilde❱ 0/0/50/0/0 ⚫ Hollow Snipe
Lv. 4 ❰Celeb Gerhilde❱ 0/0/34/0/32 ⚫ Hollow Snipe
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 4 ❰Stun Enfield❱ 0/0/44/0/0 ⚫ Wipeout
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 2 ❰Jell Enfield❱ 0/0/0/45/0 ⚫ Hollow Snipe
❰Black Phobos❱ 0/20/31/0/0 ⚫ Wipeout
❰Black Phobos❱ 10/27/31/30/0 ⚫ Mine Sneak
❰Black Phobos❱ 43/23/0/0/0 ⚫ Wipeout
Gunblades
Lv. 3 ❰Celeb Neigling❱ 0/41/36/0/0 ⚫ Impact Zero
❰Sonic Laser❱ 0/43/0/0/25 ⚫ Earth Bullet
❰Frigiand❱ 0/0/46/0/0 ⚫ Bullet Dance
Bazooka
Lv. 3 ❰Heat Yellow Sun❱ 45/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Crush Bomb
Lv. 3 ❰Heart Adrastea❱ 42/24/0/0/0 ⚫ Wild Blow
Lv. 2 ❰Draw Blue Danube❱ 0/30/25/0/31 ⚫ Crush Bomb
Cannon
Lv. 3 ❰Life St. Kilda❱ 0/41/41/0/24 ⚫ Sector Line
Lv. 3 ❰Dark Gallatin❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Sector Line
Mech Guns
❰Blackhawk❱ 36/0/0/28/16 ⚫ Spinning Death
Lv. 2 ❰Light Blue Bulletta❱ 40/41/35/0/0 ⚫ Cool Style
❰Crimson Vis❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Acro Step
ɴᴇᴡ - ❰Crimson Vis❱ 0/0/0/32/0 ⚫ Spinning Death
Rods
❰Pretty Parasol❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Beat Quake
❰Goth Parasol❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Rodeo Drive
Lv. 3 ❰Zalure Kerykeion❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Rodeo Drive
Lv. 4 ❰Slow Kerykeion❱ 21/0/0/0/12 ⚫ Rodeo Drive
Lv. 4 ❰Risk Asclepios❱ 37/0/35/0/35 ⚫ Beat Quake
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 4 ❰Stun Gallahorne❱ 48/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Rodeo Drive
Slicers
Lv. 1 ❰Zalure Sky Survey❱ 0/25/34/41/0 ⚫ Say Goodbye
Wands
Lv. 4 ❰Heart Diopside❱ 0/50/0/0/0 ⚫ Funny Dive
Lv. 5 ❰Light Diopside❱ 0/0/25/0/0 ⚫ Magical Sign
Lv. 4 ❰Light Diopside❱ 17/0/40/0/0 ⚫ Act Trick
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 2 ❰Draw Diopside❱ 45/0/30/0/0 ⚫ Magical Sign
ɴᴇᴡ - Lv. 2 ❰Heat Diopside❱ 0/0/42/0/41 ⚫ Act Trick
❰Bright Moon❱ 0/0/0/0/0 ⚫ Funny Dive
Armor
x2 ❰Arquebus Armor❱ 4-slots
❰Arquebus Armor +25❱ 4-slots
❰Curaiss Armor❱ 4-slots
❰Dragon Wing❱ 2-slots
❰Carabinier Armor❱ 3-slots
x2 ❰Mist Robe❱ 4-slots
x2 ❰Reflect Robe❱ 4-slots
x2 ❰Aegir Robe❱ 4-slots
❰Ancient Robe❱ 3-slots
❰Spirit Garb❱ 3-slots
❰Workout Gear❱ 4-slots
Miscellaneous - ꜰʀᴇᴇʙɪᴇꜱ!!
x32 ❰Mind Material❱
x17 ❰Swift Material❱
x16 ❰Hit Material❱
x6 ❰Guard Material❱
x18 ❰PP Material❱
x20 ❰HP Material❱
❰Divine HP❱
❰Heat Resist Lv.5❱
❰Light Resist Lv.5❱
x2 ❰Tech-Level Boost❱
❰Tech Save Lv. 3❱
❰Stun Protect❱
❰Light Protect❱
My Wishlist*
Weapons:
Lv. 5 Acegalda, Remjees, and/or Iros with at least 30% in either Native, Beast, Machine, or Dark.** Must have Linear Shake.
Lv. 3 Vthra Weapon with at least 30% in either Native, Beast, Machine, or Dark.** Must have either Sector Line or Divine Ray
Miscellaneous:
❰Trigrinders❱
❰Divine Power❱
❰Celeb Element❱
*These are just things I really want. Even if you don't have any of these things but still want an item(s) on my list, fear not!
Just offer anything you have and we'll see where things go from there.
**I'd also be interested in multi-affinity ones as well.
I hope some of you find something that you like or at least enjoy your time browsing.
Thanks for coming!
. 
Connect With Us