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[Outrider]

That's right, I am.

I am 52.

It's like I have that Benjamin Button disease, but in reverse.

[gigawuts]

so you age double backwards?

i'm no scientist

but i think that means you age forward

or did you mean you walk backwards a lot?

[Outrider]

No, what I meant is that I am like Brad Pitt but ugly.

Which mathematically speaking should be represented as: !Brad Pitt

[gigawuts]

If it's just your appearance, Brad Pitt seems like a totally cool dude so even still that makes you rad.

[Jive18]

It's like I have that Benjamin Button disease, but in reverse.

I see your double negative tricks. You needed a few more inverse statements to really confuse people.

[NoiseHERO]

I thought you was like 34. In the body of a 20 year old, with the brain of a 60 year old.

[Sef]

I think at one point in time, Outrider was my dad. He wore a sweet leather jacket and had a large knife.

He also wrote a series of post-apocalyptic novels.

"Roaring through a world where every highway is a battlefield, the one true Road Warrior comes!"

[Outrider]

I'm like the forum dad

in that you're all burdens to me

and all my lifelong dreams were crushed the day you came along.



Oh right! I also make jokes that embarrass you in front of your friends.

[CelestialBlade]

Ugh! You NEVER let me do what I want! *stomps foot and pouts*

[Outrider]

No daughter of mine is going to [something something]!