I used to have a continuing dream when I was around 7 or 8. It would involve a giant evil dustpan hovering along the streets attacking people. It usually had big cartoony pointy teeth and evil eyes. it would vacuum people up instead of the using the little broom thing to sweep people.
Fuckin' goddam dustpans are evil sons of bitches.
Last nights dream was basically Dynamite cop with a jetpack.
Evil bad criminal gang terrorists took over the city and where hiding out on all of the rooftops across the city. And I was the only hard edge, asskicking, no holds barred, kick the shit out of everyone in the room before asking questions Sega policeman who had access to a jetpack to bring the fight to the heights of the city.
That's basically all I remember and that's really all you need to know. Unless you don't know what Dynamite Cop is you lamewad
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