I have misplaced my shirt.

[Nitro Vordex]

Sorry, all I found was a pair of black lace panties that don't belong to my lady. Boy, that was uncomfortable.

That's because they won't fit you.

[CelestialBlade]

つきのおどる

Wh-where's my bra o_o;;

[PhotonDrop]

Wh-where's my bra o_o;;

This mystery is getting deeper by the minute.

[yoshiblue]

Just going to go out on the limb and blame Rock.

[Sayara]

Ive heard its customary for kids these days not to wear their brassiares when they sleep.

[Palle]

That's because they won't fit you.

Just Einhorn'd it. She gave me the stinkeye then dropped the issue.

[CelestialBlade]

Ive heard its customary for kids these days not to wear their brassiares when they sleep.

D-dammit ;____;

Everyone, guard your panties. Someone's are next...

[Sayara]

You tell me, I havent a chestsize for one of those things >:|

[Vampy]

That explains why my load was devoid of all panties I had to walk around all day without panties. The fiend!

[CelestialBlade]

You tell me, I havent a chestsize for one of those things >:|

...wait a sec...

How did you know I was sleeping at the time of theft?

How do you have all these accurate depictions of these crimes?!