Ho boy. Let me just start out by asking that this not be moved to the cheater's section, because it's not supposed to be a cheater bashing, it's supposed to make people crack up. Okay, here goes, and this is a true story. I go into the jap ship Lo and into a jap game with my big bad level 59 (yeah, baby) RAmar. (His name is Anrui, by the by) Anyways, I drop in and find that there's two japs along with an english-speaking person. Now, as soon as I drop in he says "Hi, Anrui." And I greet him as well as the other japs before he says. "Anrui, I work for Sega, and we have problems." Now, I'd like to make note that he was wearing a normal green Hunter uniform, his name was Chaser, I believe, and he was level 44. If that doesn't tip you off enough, you need to get a clue. I humored him. "Oh? Like?" And he responded saying "Well, the servers have been having problems due to glitches with rare weapons." *cough* I just said "Mmm-hmm." And he continued, "Well, could you please tell me the rare items you have while i take notes?" Now, I had an urge to go ahead and do it, to see if he'd actually then ask "Can I see them just to check?" But, instead, I asked him a few questions. "Shouldn't you have some sort of special costume or something if you work for Sega?" And he replied with, get this, "Well, techs do, and that's what we've been having trouble with." I continued to play along. "Uh-huh...and is there any reason why you're level 44 and your name isn't rep3983838 or something?" And he made a smiley face and replied "Nope, I just like to play during my lunch break." *cough* So, he again asked for me to name my rare items, and this time I replied. "Oh, yeah, how about I don't?" And he said "Well, then I'll just have to scan your guild card." *cough* I held back the urge to laugh in his face and let him go with it. He began saying "Scanning........." Quite a few times before I said "Well?" And he said "Recieving data......." And then he headed for the hunter's guild building, saying, "Okay, thank you, we'll call you with results." I only snickered and said "Mmm-hmm." Then, just as he was entering the building and headed for the lobby portal, he turned around and said "Anrui..." Now, I'll pause here just so you all can control your laughing, because I don't want anyone falling off their chairs and injuring themselves, because this is sort of the punch line of my story. I said "Mmm-hmm?" And he said...here goes..."I'm going to kill you." *cough* After calming myself from laughing so hard, I replied "Yay!" And he continued, "I know your number, your name, your address." And he headed for the portal. I said in the midst of my laughing, "Yay! Just be careful of the landmines in front of my house." And he was gone. The poor japs...they didn't understand what was going on. It's so sad, though, because they would have been cracking up if they understood English. Sometimes I think the japs miss out on the stupid things us Americans do. Thank you for your time.
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