Amusing guild cards

[SaitoH]

I have collected and lost a fair number of guild cards while playing PSO. Out of all the cards I have had, the one I like the best is from a Japanese player named BOLT. His comment is--

HELLO! I'm Japanese!
Let's Enjoy!!

Kinda says it all, doesn't it.......

[TylerFrost]

Yeah!

Japs are CRAY-ZEE! OK to play against once you get past their ego's! (not all of them!!)

I had one guy just keep telling me how "crap I was" at lvl.12 and that he was "1000 times stronger"... after 10 mins you get bored of it!

I got a pal... Sepiroth... on his card he's got

"Give Me a FriKkiN SQeEzy PoP!"..

Thought that was quite funny!

--TF--
"Mr.Frosty is such fun, he make's treats for everyone!"

[VULCAN]

Yeah, I know Sepiroth too! When I got his card, I was like wtf, lol... I bet he spent hours thinking of what to put on his card... I put "The monsters are in your head." Not quite as funny, but it gets the job done!

[Drake47]

I've seen Sepiroth too

[Mindblade]

I change them once in a while, but right now mine reads:

I'll take a Monomate, shaken, not stirred.

[AdamW]

Hmm, mine says, "'Kick me.' -Truly witty banter from a soccor ball-

[Cross]

My personal favourite...

"Hi, I'd have something witty here, but the Delsabre's coming, and he looks @&%!ED."

[Glider]

Not really on the card, but I was trying to talk to this japenese person by simple mail. I said this stuff in japenese but it was still in engllish alphabit. When I got a reply all it said was:

H i

Guess you had to be there...

[LastUtopia]

I change my cards all the time. I've had like 20 different comments on them, but my favorite was my old RAcast's card, which read "Quality Rangering or Your Moon Atomizer is Free". I also like two comments that I've used recently. They are both obscure references that no one ever picked up on.

"I've got a hat the size of Oklahoma"
and "Super Karate Monkey Death Car".

The former is from the song "Walter's Theme" and the latter is from the TV show NewsRadio. My current one is a Gundam saying, "Sieg Zeon!"

[Mindblade]

Ah yes, the infamous hat. . Hey, your a gundam fan? Zeon? Man, you must be a long-time gundam fan. Federation vs. Zeon goes back a few years. Oh, and here's one that a duper sent me:

I can clone humans too.

Not funny, but weird. Oh well.