Famous Quotes from your Online adventures

[Daikarin]

That's right folks, place every chat that is worth mentioning right here:

Take my examples (names are censored):

1 - Guy #1: Where are ya from?
Me: Portugal. And you?
Guy #1: None of your business.

2 - Girl #1: What's the button to jump?

3 - (In ruins 3 on Hard, I had a char at level 1, with 2 other guys at level 39 and 24. They get killed by some Dimenians.)

Guy #1 & #2: KILL THEM ULTIMATE!!!

4 - (While fighting De Rol)
Guy #1: If only androids could swim.

5 - (While trying to escape from a S-Beat)
Guy #1: You don't know who you're messing with, man

I'll post more when I remember. Do post your experiences, people

[Dangerous55]

I prolyl had alot, only can remember 1:

Guy(in lobby)- I have Photon Whip to trade.
Me- Really, let me see it then, equip it, join my game.
Guy- No, I cant, its on a diff char.
Me- Go get him.
Guy- Cant, my friend is borrowing the card.
Me- Lol

[KodiaX987]

Me: Are you the same Tidus from Ragnaroksource.com?
Him: No, I'm 11 years old.



Him: Kodi, where are you?
Me: Check the map, duh.



Me: Okay mom, to attack, press the A button.
Mom: (walks a bit. Encounters some boomas.) How do I fire?
Me: Press the A button...
(Manages to survive. Goes to the next room.)
Me: There's a wolf behind you. Kill it.
Mom: How?
Me: A button... -.-;

[TinyGrendel]

On 2002-06-08 13:46, Dangerous55 wrote:
I prolyl had alot, only can remember 1:

Guy(in lobby)- I have Photon Whip to trade.
Me- Really, let me see it then, equip it, join my game.
Guy- No, I cant, its on a diff char.
Me- Go get him.
Guy- Cant, my friend is borrowing the card.
Me- Lol

lol photon whips don't exist, do they?

[Balthor]

my friend:I have ninja gun for trade
guy:really whats it do?
my friend:it shoots sneaky
guy:what?
my friend:
guy:whats it look like?
my friend:you cant see it,its ninja and sneaky.
guyk i want it.ill give you gladiator spike for it.t
my friend:you cant cuz yo cant see it.i already have aligator spike or whatever you called it.
guy:k*guy leaves*

that was the strangest PSO conversation i have ever witnessed in my life x_X

[Guile]

Ok then let me think...

-friend: *licks her in the no-no spot*

-friend: Played AFO and this girl sayed I sound like a raper cuz my voice is so deep
me: hahahahaa ..........sick bastard...

-friend: with big chainsaw hands BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ

-guy: hey baby whats your name?
friend: I have a penis..

[watashiwa]

On 2002-06-08 13:05, Ultimate wrote:
3 - (In ruins 3 on Hard, I had a char at level 1, with 2 other guys at level 39 and 24. They get killed by some Dimenians.)

Guy #1 & #2: KILL THEM ULTIMATE!!!

You cannot play the Ruins on Hard at Level 1.

[Falkon]

Unless he sharkz0r3d it, or he had a typo.

[watashiwa]

On 2002-06-08 17:45, Falkon wrote:
Unless he sharkz0r3d it, or he had a typo.

I didn't even think you could get into a game at the wrong level even with a Gameshark or Xploder.

I mean, online that is.

I know you can do it offline.

[Kupi]

This one isn't an experience of mine, but a friend told me about it. This was in the early days of Version 2 when a gold-named player was only about halfway common. So this guy from Version 1 walks up to my friend...

Guy: YOU HAVE VER@ IS IT GOD

Quoted exactly. How religious of a bad typist! >D