The secret to why Fonewearls are more powerful than Fonewms

[War_Child]

<WarChild`> they were all born in 1850 and abducted by aliens!
<WarChild`> those aliens turned out to be newmans
<WarChild`> these sexist people taught the newmans sexist ways
<WarChild`> then humans captured the newmans
<Kodomo->
<WarChild`> and figured out how to make more newmans!
<WarChild`> and since newman kids were raised by newman parents
<WarChild`> they all learned sexistism!
<WarChild`> then came the woman's revolution of 202021
<WarChild`> *womens
<Kodomo-> lol
<WarChild`> where women worked hard, and raised their mst to that above the fonewms, and on that one special week of the month, their power doubled
<WarChild`> and they kicked all the fonewm's asses
<WarChild`> part of the fonewm initiation process now includes a zap from a fonewearl
<WarChild`> keeping the fonewms surpressed
<WarChild`> if they don't keep doing this, then the grande fonewearl will use their mental warping abilities to make EVERYONE think fonewms are as ugly as boomas!
<WarChild`> screwing the fonewms out of their already fantastically low chance of a sex life

any questions? (this was c/p'd from a chatroom i'm in when soemone asked why fonewearls are more powerful than fonewms when fonewms are called "the ultimate force" ;x)

[nosaJ]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[Mag_Launcher]

They suck because they are unsure of their sexual preferance, with their fruity faces and hats and those big, fat asses of theirs.

Also, I would pay money to see one get punched in the jewels by a RAcast.

[Yosho]

LOL hahahaha

[Wewt]

On 2002-06-18 17:09, Mag_Launcher wrote:
Also, I would pay money to see one get punched in the jewels by a RAcast.

I can have that arranged.

[SS_Death]

FOnewm soccer!

Humans vs. Androids!

Newmans vs. Each other!

PSO Lobby Soccer Cup!

Sorry about that...I appear to have gone mad when I wasn't looking...

*Stands up*

"I am Ramaseas Niblick the Third, Kurplunk! Kurplunk! Whoops! Where's My Thribble?"

*Falls over*

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: SS_Death on 2002-06-19 08:06 ]</font>