This is a challenge to myself to see what I can come up with in 5 minutes at about 3 in the morning. Does creativity kill? Was the cat really curious?
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"You're wrong. Flat out, absolutely, positively off course." said a young man with unimportant physical features and characteristics.
"Well, I think that this is just a video game." replied the person that he was talking to, of indeterminate gender.
"Well, I think that you're insane." said the first person.
"Look." said the other one. "I should not be able to hold a sword this large." The genderless one twirled the said sword in its hand.
"So?" the male replied, picking at his fingernails. "I still don't think that you've proved anything."
"Look." said it. "Why would monsters have items in their nonexistent pockets? I can understand an animal's attraction to shiny things, but where do they keep them?" said it.
Just then, as a plot device, a large dragon appeared, spitting fire.
"Now, see, that's just implausible."
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That was sincerely far less interesting than I had hoped. I should probably force myself to do such drills everyday. Anyone else do anything similar?
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