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    What's the most popular search engine on Neudaiz?

    Omnagougle.
    --k1
    Kiyoko lv 15x Newman FT/FM/FF/AF/MF/AT/PT/WT
    Yuki lv 78 Newman GM/FG/GT | Rika lv 80 CAST GT/FG/FI | Misaki lv 49 Beast FF
    PSP2: Kiyoko lv 1x Newman Vanguard

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAFO22000 View Post
    I think you meant to say "Spanish" instead of "French" here, amigo.
    Which French photon makes magical wands?
    Elle-Photons. :P

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    Bored, so I came up with a few more.

    Why is the Communion of Gurhal the most practiced religion in the Gurhal System?
    The others didn't have rare items fall from the sky after donations.

    Why is the most popular clothing company from Moatoob called Roar Roars?
    The beast couldn't say the names of any other clothing company.

    Why don't Newmans and Humans have special race abilities?
    Because they are already special.

    Why do CASTs rule Parum and not Humans?
    Because the CAST saw An Inconvinent Truth and Wall-E.

    Why was there a steep decline in the price of food in the Gurhal System?
    Farmers were afraid to plant new SEEDs.

    What bug is now extinct in the Gurhal System?
    Bees. The AMF destroyed all of the HIVE's.

    What is a Beast's best friend (in the sense of Man's best friend) ?
    WARNING: Not a Nice answer! His next door Neighbor.

    Why don't Newmans surf on Parum?
    They catch enough waves as it is. Radio waves, T.V waves, etc.

    And that's enough of that for now.
    Real Heroes do not fight wars. They are born to prevent them.

    Sorry for the horrible quality!
    Kenneth Silver - Male - Human - Former Guardian... for now.

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    Q: Why is it a bad idea to let a Beast sing in a rock band?
    A: They'll grunt and slobber all over the microphone.

    Q: What's a human males favorite food?
    A: poulty or vulftu (However you spell it).

    Q: What's a couples favorite spot in PSU?
    A: White Beast

    Q: What's the best way to kill boredom?
    A: Letting yourself get killed by megid till your outta scapes.
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    Planning to replay PSU (ep1 and 2) for story and gameplay, PSZ and PSP2 offline mode Only Also I'm keeping my FC for psz up though the Network Mode is closed.

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    I got one... ahem.... ummm... w8 no i dont....w8... beast fortegunner....
    mwhaaa haaa haaa, they dont even exist like a cast fortetecher and male newmans... mwhaa haa haa...

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    Motivational style!

    PURIFY
    Sounds a whole lot better than "Kill anything that moves".

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    why does a beast lick his butt... because it tastes better than Maya's cooking
    (ripped it ff of the T.E.S. IV Oblivion Khajiit joke)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro_Vordex View Post
    Motivational style!

    PURIFY
    Sounds a whole lot better than "Kill anything that moves".
    Is that a challenge?

    I'll go and get pictures y'know.

    As for now...

    BEASTS
    Beauty not Included.


    AGITO REPCA
    That kid who failed English class in the 3rd grade is back again.
    Last edited by Ken_Silver; Jul 13, 2008 at 12:10 PM. Reason: Edited for Clarification
    Real Heroes do not fight wars. They are born to prevent them.

    Sorry for the horrible quality!
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    Q: How does a beast nanoblast if the first time fails.
    A: He sticks his finger up his nose.
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    Planning to replay PSP2 and prove to myself that the chaining mechanic do not slow down the pace of the combat. =/
    Planning to replay PSU (ep1 and 2) for story and gameplay, PSZ and PSP2 offline mode Only Also I'm keeping my FC for psz up though the Network Mode is closed.

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    Why can't beasts play Halo?
    They always Jabroga the TV.
    Quote Originally Posted by SupraMKIV View Post
    Oh wow! I'm lucky my xbox RROD'ed...Thanks MS, you saved me from the rollback.
    I hear ya! THANK YOU MICROSOFT!

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