My Complaints About Wacko

[Shadowpawn]

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding Wacko. There are many factors which influenced the development of Wacko. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ Inevitably Wacko is often misunderstood by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions.

With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Wacko. As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' he shead new light on Wacko, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. A child’s approach to Wacko helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Wacko. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Wacko, again and again.

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Wacko. We will primarily be focusing on the Inter-Spam model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Wacko within the vast framework which this provides.
Annual Military Budget


The statistics make it clear that Wacko is a major market factor. Recent studies indicate that the annual military budget will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Wacko, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting Wacko now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.
We cannot talk of Wacko and politics without remembering the words of a legend in their own life time, Esperanza Rock 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' One cannot help but agree when faced with Wacko, that this highlights an important issue. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Wacko.
One of the great ironies of this age is Wacko. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

In conclusion, Wacko has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It fills a hole, ensures financial stability and always chips in.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Miles Malkovitch: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Wacko by my side.'

[Randomness]

tl:dr:

I'm lazy.

[Matic]

[Feelmirath]

Good show.

[astuarlen]

Annual Military Budget

Spending on quote cannons is through the roof, while our education outlays shrink alarmingly (do half the people in FKL remember the A/DTPA?). I understand we need to protect our families--no one wants to see Umkle, Aunt_Betty, or everyone's mom, PD, in harm's way--but if we don't stem the rising tide of ignorance, no amount of drop-ready colonies will help.

But I suppose that would play right into your hands, Mr. Shadowpawn. You're no doubt hoping that when the Landfill slides into decadence and depression, the people will reach out for a refreshing bottle of GOD to blot out the world's troubles.

[TalHex]

needs more boobs and explosions

[CrimsomWolf]

Wacko's great, screw you all.

[Shadowpawn]

Spending on quote cannons is through the roof, while our education outlays shrink alarmingly (do half the people in FKL remember the A/DTPA?). I understand we need to protect our families--no one wants to see Umkle, Aunt_Betty, or everyone's mom, PD, in harm's way--but if we don't stem the rising tide of ignorance, no amount of drop-ready colonies will help.

But I suppose that would play right into your hands, Mr. Shadowpawn. You're no doubt hoping that when the Landfill slides into decadence and depression, the people will reach out for a refreshing bottle of GOD to blot out the world's troubles.

Cruses, foiled again!

[Nitro Vordex]

I have two orders of business regarding GOD. One of my objectives is to fight for our freedom of speech. What I think—and I'm no specialist—is that one of GOD's favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always its solutions that grant it the freedom to tinker about with a lot of halfway prescriptions, never the original problem. It may seem difficult at first to condemn—without hesitation, without remorse—all those who ascribe opinions to me that I don't even hold. It is. But GOD sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest chiselers nab the biggest prizes.
There are some truths that are so obvious that for this very reason they are not seen, or at least not recognized, by ordinary people. One noteworthy example is the truism that I despise everything about GOD. I despise GOD's attempts to detach individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity—family, class, private associations. I despise how it insists that every word that leaves its mouth is teeming with useful information. Most of all, I despise its complete obliviousness to the fact that I admit I have a tendency to become a bit insensitive whenever I rebuke it for trying to damage the self esteem and physical health of millions of young men and women. While I am desirous of mending this tiny personality flaw, each of us should realize after a moment's thought that I get irritated when I see GOD abrogate its responsibilities. But let's not lose sight of the larger, more important issue here: GOD's quarrelsome bromides.
I decidedly hope that the truth will prevail and that justice will be served before GOD does any real damage. Or is it already too late? To help answer that question I will offer a single anecdote. A few weeks ago, I overheard some voluble agitator tell everyone who passed by that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is. Astounded, I asked this person if he realized that GOD has a deficiency of real goals. Not only was his answer "no" but it was also news to him that I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about GOD's unpatriotic histrionics please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one challenging all I stand for. I'm not the one breaking down our communities. And I'm not the one causing riots in the streets. To end on a more positive note: GOD's efforts to utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques have touched the lives of every person in this country.

[CrimsomWolf]

Wacko, to us, is everything.

Since the dawn of semi-intelligent people, there were those seeking to exploit us, to be above everyone else. And since then Wacko existed as well, as foil to all mad, corrupt and soulless. For long time, before even you were born, The League of Rule Admins tried to break the FKL through indirect, surreptitious means. The tight control of education, moderation, economic pressure and mercenary attacks. But thanks to Wacko, our undying symbol we have stood firm and repelled those who would like to see our way of life destroyed. Without Wacko, we would have long collapsed into the desert of history.

The symbol of Wacko guides us, it allows us to stand firm in the face of aggression, allows us to put away our differences. It ensures that our homes are peaceful, but our enemy's aren't - giving rise to strife that turn our economy going.

War is Peace, Ignorance is Strength, Wacko is Everything.