PsVita Memory Cards are so expensive because...

[Hellahym]

...they use the skin of unicorn's testicles as a material for storing data.

[Wyndham]

What's a memory car?

[Polly]

Is it like a car made out of memory foam?

Sign me the fuck up. Fuck, I'll crash test that shit.

[CelestialBlade]

Memory cars: They remember where the fuck your house is so your drunk ass can get back home. Optional feature: calls you an idiot the entire way there.

Memory foam car though...that's intriguing. Not sure how it's gonna handle the engine block and exhaust temperatures without smoldering, but hey, worth a shot.

[Vintasticvin]

The moment the bronies catch wind of this they will throw a bitchfit as big as a gaijin pso2jp player =/ Also that explains why my Mc had a magical feel to it.... eww gross a unicorns testi in my psVita...

[Akaimizu]

Bronies would be fine with it. They'll just say that Vita Memory Cards just got 20% cooler.

[.Rusty.]

That's a pricey meatball