Your favorite quote

[Captain_Dude]

Hmm, if my memory can stop sucking for a second I'll get some more.


"I AIN'T DOIN' A SHOW FOR NO TEN FUCKIN' WHITE PEOPLE!"
-Redd Foxx

"I am what there never was, but now is."
-Elon/Moose/Cowmaster

"If it hurts, scream. If it feels good, get the HELL away from me!"
-I forget.

"No no no, the LOWER left testicle. You n00b bastard!"
-Kuntar the Mighty

"What if I thought I was 27, but turned out to be a stupid 26-year-old manga writer"
-Risky, Apprentice Shinigami

"Are you yes?."
-I forget who, but it was from a lousy fansub of Slayers Special.

"Plot in a pot, plot in a pot, bankrupts birthday, burning, banquet!"
-Yasuko Onuki, of Melt-Banana


EDIT:

How could I forget...

"READ A BOOK YOU NAZI!"
-Me, enraged, and very tired. Ranting in my LiveJournal!

EDIT AGAIN:
And what about...

"Watch me run! Run like a fuck! Watch me 'til my balls get stuck!"
-Faggor the Fast


"Our priorities is our faith."
-George W. Bush


Also, note my signature.


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[Intimidacius]

Intimidacius favors quotes like:
-Intimidacius never surrenders
-Intimidacius will defeat you without the aid of weaponry.
-Intimidacius know not pain.
-Intimidacius wants his ping-pong money.
-Intimidacius is not intimidated by your lack of skill.
-Intimidacius know not fear.
-Intimidacius would sell your soul for a Klondike bar.
You get the picture. Intimidacius loves certain quotes that make the boomas look foolish. Some real quotes are good, but not as funny sometimes.

Intimidacius will survive in his Mach5

[BoUnCeR]

On 2003-09-04 10:33, Intimidacius wrote:
Intimidacius favors quotes like:
-Intimidacius never surrenders
-Intimidacius will defeat you without the aid of weaponry.
-Intimidacius know not pain.
-Intimidacius wants his ping-pong money.
-Intimidacius is not intimidated by your lack of skill.
-Intimidacius know not fear.
-Intimidacius would sell your soul for a Klondike bar.
You get the picture. Intimidacius loves certain quotes that make the boomas look foolish. Some real quotes are good, but not as funny sometimes.

Intimidacius will survive in his Mach5

You're weird.

[GuerillaPimp]

"The only easy day was yesterday"

Navy SEAL motto

[geewj]

On 2003-09-03 22:06, Enyalis_Cho wrote:
"Promise me money!"
"I'll give you all that I have."
"Promise me anything I want!"
"I promise I will give you anything you want, just don't kill me, please."
*runs him through* "I want my father back you son of a bitch." - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

No, it's much cooler than that.

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father -- prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.

[xHIGHONLIFEx]

hmmm... Bruce Willis Die Hard... "Yipee Kye Ay Mutha F*cka!!!"

[lordmikey]

"my doctor said i wouldnt get as many nose bleeds if i just kept my finger outa there"
"my cats breath smells like cat food"
"i bent my wookie"Ralph-the simpsons

"Hold on da Cheat were blasting off to DA MOOOOOOOOON!!!" Strong Bad from Homestar

[Kemon]

On 2003-09-02 20:33, Captain_Dude wrote:
Hmm, I have ZILLIONS of quotes. But I'll share some from interesting AIM conversations. ANd if you see your screenname on here, and want off this thing... TOO BAD! BWAHA!


RidgwayClock: While you're reciting lyrics from various Sinatras, all I can think about is "KILLGAR, KILLGAR, HE IS BIGGER THAN A CAR!"

RidgwayClock: Last night, whilst playing Teris, I started to fantasize. I began fantasizing about a slim woman, with brown hair, and thick glasses. Reciting to me the source-code for tetris... I then became aroused.
I really need to get out more.
L man90245: lol
L man90245: yeah...
L man90245: me too
RidgwayClock: You laugh... But I'm worried about meself.
L man90245: all you need is to get laid by a huge black chick named hilga and you'll never question yourself again...
L man90245: don't ask ;p
RidgwayClock: o0

RidgwayClock: It's okay now, but when I'm 35, pantless, and shooting people to have sex with their mangled corpses. I may not be as "okay" as I am now...

RidgwayClock: I AM MR. T! YAYAY!
pShYk e2K: a cup of nyquil
pShYk e2K: err
RidgwayClock: Really?
pShYk e2K: wrong window

FaT A z z L7: what time u meeting jojo
RidgwayClock: Noon
FaT A z z L7: as in 12?
RidgwayClock: What other noons do you know of?

RidgwayClock: I found a book on C++ that's bigger than the Bible.

EnyalisCho: You are where fate has destined you to be at this time. Tomorrow, you could be anywhere.

EnyalisCho: The scent of pollen often attracts bees. You have a gift for giving advice, and a heart that cares deeply for those who have toched you. A true friend, thats what you are, and people who feel empty inside are drawn to the light and warmth you emmit.

RidgwayClock: Heh, and you seem to know what you're talking about.
EnyalisCho: Oh yes I do! *pets sniper riffle made entirely out of elbow macaroni*
EnyalisCho: *and bubble gum*

CoWmAsTeR123: damn cheap coupon dick sucking for crack jews...
CoWmAsTeR123: *clipping
RidgwayClock: We don't suck dick for crack, we suck dick for money. It's harder to get ripped off that way.
CoWmAsTeR123: yaa..
RidgwayClock: I've been a jew long enough to know that.... yeah...
CoWmAsTeR123: and we always carry a knife on us, so if they don't give us the money, we will turn them into a jew ourselfs....

pShYk e2K: calculus helps me get a job! w00h
RidgwayClock: Not a good one...
RidgwayClock: What porn stars do you know need Calculus to do their job?

pShYk e2K: nd she is hot! from far away and without my glasses
RidgwayClock: lol
pShYk e2K: haha but the chair she was sitting on also looked pretty sexy from where i was

RidgwayClock: I have a hole in my pants as we speak...
DarkInferno1118: I don't
RidgwayClock: Ah, but I do.
RidgwayClock: You wan't one too?
DarkInferno1118: no
RidgwayClock: There go my big plans for tonight then.

RidgwayClock: Meh, I must remember, dancing ain't about dancing well, it's about uhh... Thing... Fuck I don't remember. Uhh, all I know is that ya don't gotta be able to dance well, just so long as you can shake yo thang and have a good time. Or something. I dunno, ask George Clinton.

RidgwayClock: "Toofy Herschel's Gold Teef! Fo' when you wanna be bling blingin' ALL the way to the synagogue"

RidgwayClock: The only way anyone'd ever get me playing DDR is if Time Warp were one of the songs.
DarkInferno1118: it could be
DarkInferno1118: on DDR for the pc
RidgwayClock: I doubt it.
RidgwayClock: I think they're saving that for the Rocky Horror edition of DDR...

RidgwayClock: Perhaps I should just learn to type whol sentances with the alt commands...
EnyalisCho: lol!
RidgwayClock: Woah... That's gonna be hard..
RidgwayClock: ABCDEF? Dammir!
EnyalisCho: lol!!
RidgwayClock: Best typo ever!

MonkeyPoo3917: *heavy sigh* i have go ... my b/f is being overly womenly tonight
RidgwayClock: Uhh? Right
MonkeyPoo3917: he wont go to the and get food unless i come with him
RidgwayClock: I see?
Auto response from MonkeyPoo3917: Shut that cunts mouth before i come over there and fuck-start her head -The way of the Gun-
RidgwayClock: *Calmly and quietly adds to his quotes.txt*

RidgwayClock: Dude, what the heck just happened?!!
pShYk e2K: i got poped cuz of yu0
pShYk e2K: but i poped them
pShYk e2K: so its all good
RidgwayClock: Poped?
pShYk e2K: popped

RidgwayClock: I really wanna make Tux the Penguin love dolls. They'd outsell Realdolls in the Linux community!

RidgwayClock: My love of Tetris may help in stoppin JoJo from masturbating for good.
CoWmAsTeR123: what the fcuk
RidgwayClock: lol, long story.

pShYk e2K: brb, happy hair wash time for me
RidgwayClock: HAPPY FUN TIME HAIR WASH EXTREME! ULTRA ACTION EXCITEMENT!
pShYk e2K: are you yes?
RidgwayClock: I'm am yes?.
pShYk e2K: are you enjoy?
pShYk e2K: am i brb?
RidgwayClock: Very I am!.
pShYk e2K: w00t
RidgwayClock: Very you are!.

CoWmAsTeR123: come on
CoWmAsTeR123: rap with me aboot jojo
RidgwayClock: No
RidgwayClock: You can't rap... neither can I, let us not.
CoWmAsTeR123: yes damnit
RidgwayClock: NO, ein dammir!
CoWmAsTeR123: I can rap dmanit!!!!!!
RidgwayClock: SUUUUUURE
CoWmAsTeR123: today I was freestyling about my friend fucking squirrels, it was quite good

RidgwayClock: Oh jesus, I search DC++ for "My Brother and me" and find incest porn.. Oh god...

RidgwayClock: Yeah, and I don't like the fact that I just went into a conversation about depraved porn with a 14-year-old girl...

RidgwayClock: =[-polkl,o[p-]=p;lk.;p'][-=;.lk,m,kloip
DarkInferno1118: ?
RidgwayClock: Sorry, had to wipe something I spilt off the kb.

RidgwayClock: Confusing? Yes. Other thing? No. Has anything to do with cows? Probably not...

MonkeyPoo3917: bahh ... i hate beer
RidgwayClock: BLASPHEMER!
MonkeyPoo3917: i cant stand the tast of it
RidgwayClock: But it tastes good, all bitter and good and stuff!
MonkeyPoo3917: see .. the bitter part is what i dont like
RidgwayClock: Hmm, you no like bitter? Than I advise you convice your boyfriend to not smoke or drink coffee and consume lots of pineapple!

EDIT: See, aren't I the interestingingest perseron evrar?

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ok settle down there dude lol

well mine is. WhAt!

[Inu_Ranma]

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

-Albert Einstein.

"I have two brestesses! Not one, but two!"

-ReDeath

[TheWhiteShadow]

"I don't want the world. I just want your half."

They Might Be Giants