If you do not like vending machines, then you will probably also not like the "Diet Chips" story, but here it is. It's full of thrills, excitement and chivalry. Or not. It's true, although absurd, and I was only a spectator in the long battle. Read my only vending-machine story at the risk of wasteing your time
There is this sort of run-down highschool that had a vending machine. But the school also hosted other events/classes. The vending machine was made for use in a school, which meant it was encased in a heavy steel cage, to prevent people from abusing it. The only hole was where you could get the food out.
So someone wanted some lame "Diet Baked Sun-Chips" out of the machine and put in fifty cents. The turning thing didn't turn enough, and they didn't fall. Beating the machine was less effective because the cage was there to prevent it. So, she put in another 50 cents, thinking to get 2 bags and give the other to her friend. Neither bag fell. At this, the crowd of about 7 people got angry, but some guy took pity upon the disgusting-chip-plight, and put in his 50 cents, even though he didn't want any terrible chips. It's a good thing he didn't want any, as no chips fell.
Now, there was an angry mob of people at the machine, trying to bodyslam, kick and tilt it to make it give up the food. Eventually, some teachers from one of the other classes came out and yelled, because it sounded like the apocalypse. (The vending machine cage was held to a steel support beam by two heavy chains and padlocks, but it could still be rocked about an inch) and if the machine was rocked, the cage would boom to the concrete floor, and cause it to not dispense chips.
A dollar fifty had now been put inside just for a single bag of chips which weren't that good. Like some kind of insane auction, they raised it to two dollars! No chips. But the first intended bag was hanging on by a corner. Surely another heavy beating would at least cause this percarious bag to fall. It had become a matter of pride: gang of 7 humans vs. one heavily armored vending machine with a penchant for stealing. Who would win!
That steel cage probably got the whooping of it's life and they threatened to call the cops because it sounded like the gang was trying to bring down the whole building over a sack of Sun-Chips. Finally, two bags fell, and there was minor satisfaction. The machine got the last laugh though...as someone decided they wanted a Butterfinger. Which it dispensed promptly.
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