Stalker seeks beef - 25 SF looking for M

[LollipopLolita]

You: A single beefy man to stalk and observe from a distance. Must promise to release accurate address and contact info and to pretend you don't see me if you ever spot me in the bushes. Pajama or non-pajama wearer acceptable but preferably in boxers. Must leave blinds or curtains open at night. Will be observed with infrared binoculars, periscope and small digital recording devices. Please be tolerant of Tourette's syndrome. Must be open to phone tapping and latenight heavy breathing and occasional expletives.

Me: A quiet, willowy woman who wears ski mask and carries a baseball bat.

[Ketchup345]

Ian isn't good enough for you?

[Mixfortune]

What kind of material is the bat made of?
Would you prefer the keys left under the mat?

[LollipopLolita]

Sliding doors and windows shall remain unlocked

[Mixfortune]

Taken out of their tracks ok?

[KodiaX987]

On 2004-04-29 10:42, LollipopLolita wrote:
Please be tolerant of Tourette's syndrome.

This is gonna be hard since it'll blow your cover every 2 seconds. o_O

[LollipopLolita]

this is why i am putting up the ad, so that we can all be prepared for this and cover all bases.

why not you kodi? wanna be my beef?

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-04-29 10:51, KodiaX987 wrote:

On 2004-04-29 10:42, LollipopLolita wrote:
Please be tolerant of Tourette's syndrome.

This is gonna be hard since it'll blow your cover every 2 seconds. o_O

True, but then again she is putting out a public ad, and requesting feigned ignorance of popping up in the bush.

[KodiaX987]

Continuing on this topic, it reminds me of a sitcom episode I once saw where they discovered one of the characters had Tourette's syndrome. Said character was assigned to taking phone calls for the restaurant and she was so nervous, whenever the phone rang, she answered, yelled "FUCK YOU, EAT MY SHIT!!!" and hung up. It was hilarious.

[navci]

On 2004-04-29 10:52, LollipopLolita wrote:

why not you kodi? wanna be my beef?

Kodi's stalker position is already taken!
Look elsewhere.... please?