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    [12:09] * PhotonDro wonders if Sefirof has a sword
    [12:09] <Sef1> It's made of cheese.....Shush though. It's very hush hush
    [12:10] <PhotonDro> can I eat it?
    [12:10] <PhotonDro> me hungy
    [12:10] <Sef1> Well...Yeah go ahead.
    [12:10] <PhotonDro> wait, that seems... like an innuendo
    [12:11] <PhotonDro> :?
    [12:11] <PhotonDro> >.>
    [12:11] <PhotonDro> <.<
    [12:11] <PhotonDro> >.>
    [12:11] <PhotonDro> <.<
    [12:12] <Sef1> Some how yes...Yes it does.
    [12:12] * PhotonDro eats cheese sword anyway
    [12:12] <Sef1> Tasty? XD
    [12:13] <PhotonDro> mmm cheddar
    [12:14] <Sef1> I suppose it won't swing as well now. But that's the price
    I pay...B(
    [12:14] <PhotonDro> its a long sword!
    [12:14] <Sef1> Wow, I can't even think of a thing to say to that...
    [12:15] <PhotonDro>
    [12:16] <Sef1> B)
    [12:17] <Sef1> Sometimes. I poke things with it.
    [12:17] <PhotonDro> you like putting it in sheaths?
    [12:18] <Sef1> I can do that all day.
    [12:18] <Sef1> In and out...In and out.
    [12:19] <PhotonDro> which kind do you prefer, the old leathery sheath or a
    brand new soft cloth like sheath?
    [12:19] <Sef1> I'd have to go with the new ones. Much more enjoyable and
    they just rub together great.
    [12:20] <PhotonDro> i wish I had a sword to use with my sheath
    [12:21] <Sef1> You should advertise your sheath. I sure you'd get tons of
    swords.
    [12:22] <PhotonDro> but I dont want my sheath to get worn out
    [12:24] <Sef1> Hmmm...You could always steal a sword from one of those
    specialty stores and only use it occasionally
    [12:26] <PhotonDro> nah, you don't know where those swords have been...
    I'd havet o go with those plastic swords if nothing else
    [12:26] <Sef1> Plastic sounds good...Although it's nothing compared to a
    real sword...Unless you get a huge one.
    [12:29] <PhotonDro> true, but I hear real swords need special maintenance
    [12:30] <Sef1> That they do, but if treated properly real swords can be
    used in many ways. Not just for sheathing.
    [12:31] <PhotonDro> besides sheathing?! O_o explain
    [12:33] <PhotonDro> wait, you mean like how people swallow swords?
    [12:34] <Sef1> Yeap. Just like at those places.
    [12:35] <Sef1> It's much more fun to swallow a real sword instead of a
    plastic one...the thrill of it, just ask anybody.
    [12:35] <Sef1> I don't know much about it. Usually people just use my
    sword.
    [12:37] <PhotonDro> plastics dont have a good taste to them either, its
    to...ummwhatsthewordI'mlookingfor... bland, plastic is too bland
    [12:38] <Sef1> real swords have got a certain taste to them...makes the
    eating much easier I guess?
    [12:40] <PhotonDro> my friend tells me that they get oiley after
    sheathing, is it true?
    [12:41] <Sef1> I believe it depends on the sheath although usually, yeah.
    Some sheaths seem to have more oilyness...
    [12:42] <PhotonDro> well yeah, thats to help the sword go in
    [12:44] <Sef1> Hmm...Never though of that. It always just made it more fun
    to put the sword in. Easier way to slide it in and out of the sheath.
    [12:46] <PhotonDro> I get giddy when someone offers to give me a sword,
    the anticipation and feel is great
    [12:46] <Sef1> Do they offer you swords much?
    [12:47] <PhotonDro> only occasionally
    [12:48] <Sef1> Oh so it must be fun to get a sword if you haven't had one
    in a while...
    [12:49] <PhotonDro> yeah
    [12:50] <Sef1> Do you usually get long swords? Or just some good size
    ones. I hear long swords are good.
    [12:51] <PhotonDro> most long swords dont fit in my sheath, so i can't
    decide
    [12:52] <Sef1> Aw that's too bad. Long swords are nice.
    [12:53] <PhotonDro> the thing about long swords is how they take longer to
    go in and out
    [12:55] <Sef1> Does it dull the experience? And the sword?
    [12:55] <Canin> Ah hahaha... The voice acting in this game is so bad..
    [12:55] <Sef1> oO
    [12:56] <PhotonDro> nah, it makes things better for me, its a change from
    the usual medium sized ones
    [12:59] <Sef1> what about short swords? do they work well with your
    sheath?
    [12:59] <PhotonDro> no, it just leaves empty space and lack of the fun
    [12:59] <Sef1> So are medium swords a good choice?
    [13:00] <PhotonDro> yes
    [13:00] <Sef1> They just work well with the sheath I suppose?
    [13:00] <PhotonDro> yes very much so
    [13:01] <Sef1> So when sheathing and unsheathing....how long do you do it
    for?
    [13:02] <PhotonDro> on average I'd say.... umm... hours I guess
    [13:02] <Sef1> Wow, that's a while. And the swords don't dull?
    [13:03] <PhotonDro> well, yes but after dome re-sharpening its back to
    sheathing and unsheathing
    [13:04] <PhotonDro> *some
    [13:05] <Sef1> You ever do some sword eating in between sheathings?
    [13:06] <PhotonDro> yes
    [13:07] <Sef1> I heard sometimes after a lot of sheathing the sword can
    spark...Has that ever happened to you?
    [13:08] <PhotonDro> i think one time it did
    [13:09] <Sef1> Did anything happen to your sheath?
    [13:11] <PhotonDro> well, it has been growing for a few months
    [13:13] <Sef1> It may not be good to stick any more swords in there.
    [13:13] <PhotonDro> why not?
    [13:14] <Sef1> you might end up damaging the inside lining of the sheath
    since it's grown the sword might wobble around and scratch it.
    [13:15] <PhotonDro> oh, but do you know why its grown?
    [13:16] <Sef1> Can't say that I do...Although I heard of sheaths doing
    that...We'd have to ask a master swordsman about it.
    [13:16] <PhotonDro> Makes me wonder how popular Masamune was with his
    giant sword...
    [13:17] <Sef1> It must have been immense...
    [13:17] <Sef1> Real popular.
    [13:20] <PhotonDro> yeah I'm gonna go look up Master Swordsmen now, maybe
    they can help me with this problem.
    [13:21] <Sef1> They may need to get a good look at your sheath.
    [13:21] <Sef1> You know, examine it and stuff.
    [13:22] <PhotonDro> oh well, I'll let them, I need this swelling to go
    down
    [13:22] <Sef1> What if they can't make it go down though? What if there's
    something wrong with your sheath?
    [13:23] <PhotonDro> then... I don't know
    [13:25] <Sef1> Maybe it was who ever's swords it was...fault...
    [13:27] <PhotonDro> but I give them a rubber coat before sheathing, I dont
    want to ruin my sheath!
    [13:27] <Sef1> Maybe the sword poke through it?
    [13:29] <PhotonDro> or maybe it was a bad coat?
    [13:30] <Sef1> Could have been all that sheathing and unsheathing...
    [13:32] <PhotonDro> maybe...
    [13:33] <Sef1> But hey, you had fun doing it huh?
    [13:34] <PhotonDro> yes
    [13:36] <Sef1> That's all that matters I suppose...But would it have been
    the same...If it was a plastic sword?
    [13:36] <PhotonDro> nah, a plastic sword never sparked on me, they just
    dont have that quality
    [13:37] <Sef1> You like it when they spark on you?
    [13:38] <PhotonDro> not when I'm sword swallowing, then its just wierd
    [13:40] <Sef1> Well I'm sure it would be...Getting some sparks in your
    mouth and throat...
    [13:41] <PhotonDro> then the cleaning I have to do after sword swallowing
    and sheathing & unsheathing is a pain in the butt
    [13:42] <Sef1> Cleaning the sword or your sheath?
    [13:43] <PhotonDro> my sheath
    [13:43] <PhotonDro> i let the owner clean his sword
    [13:45] <Sef1> Oh....
    [13:45] <Shuri|LOG> Holy fuck, innuendoville!
    [13:46] <PhotonDro> XD

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    hmm...cheese sword, coming to red box near you

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    On 2004-06-29 13:57, Mixfortune wrote:
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    whats wrong with innuendo?
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    *look of shame*

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    On 2004-06-29 13:58, PhotonDrop wrote:
    On 2004-06-29 13:57, Mixfortune wrote:
    Locked...
    whats wrong with innuendo?
    Hey, innuendos can be fun.
    But here, the longer conversation ones just end up locked.

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    Beause historically, FKL cannot handle them.
    Lazy bored. Crazy stupid.

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