When you have to go, #1 or #2 first?

[Volcompat321]

Why would you go one of them, and then flush (or not), then do the other?

It's just not a good use of your time.
In and out, no dillydallying.
Shake more than once, you're playing with yourself.
Or if you're a woman, wipe more than twice?

[Alielle]

If you don't vote I'm gonna assume you use Depends and so this question doesn't apply.

[Volcompat321]

There's no option for "the same time"...so I will not vote.
I'll have to wait til the next time I have to go, to see which comes out first, and then maybe I can make a good vote.

[Alielle]

There's no option for "the same time"...so I will not vote.
I'll have to wait til the next time I have to go, to see which comes out first, and then maybe I can make a good vote.

I'll be watching you.

[Volcompat321]

I'll be watching you.

That's kind of creepy.
But it's okay. I'll be careful of what I do.
I might be afraid to enter the bathroom now.
I'm not sure if I'm bathroom shy or not...I've never experienced the staring eye.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Doesn't matter which you do.

geewJeff Goldblum is standing behind you.

[Adriano]

I'll be watching you.

[Zeek123]

Glad to know we're mature enough to talk about this sort of thing in the FKL!

[IceBlink]

I'll be watching you.

No more youtube webcam please

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Glad to know we're mature enough to talk about this sort of thing in the FKL!

I can bring the rabbit hole deeper if you'd like, taken some info from 3000% less mature forums, even talk about a Yoga Special Move that's like auto-fiber that some bro posted there like "guys check this out no joke - it was on the toilet door at this place took it with my sidekick". Also sorta why Japan never stepped their doo-doo games up B. With those floor toilets.