Top ten reason why Spike will be the new President of FKL

**astuarlen** · Sep 12, 2008, 08:29 AM

4. Spike is the second coming of Dwight D. Eisenhower. Behold:

Item the first: Spike is Supreme Pantless Commander; Eisenhower was Supreme Allied Commander.
Item the second: Spike = Ike + Sp (which, of course, stands for Surpeme Pantless)
Physically, the two are nearly indistinguishable. Both zombies and thirty-nine-years-dead corpses are known for their rotted appearances.
IV: FKL is a coded form of USA

Reasons 1-3, 5-10 are classified, sorry.

**Retniwreven** · Sep 12, 2008, 08:59 AM

I debate the validity of reason 7.

**Outrider** · Sep 12, 2008, 09:35 AM

BUT

Reason 7 is that he has my support.

**Mixfortune** · Sep 12, 2008, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by Outrider

BUT

Reason 7 is that he has my support.

POP SECRET

**Outrider** · Sep 12, 2008, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by Mixfortune

POP SECRET

MAGICALLY DELICIOUS?

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