I just want a little editorial balance here. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to rouse people's indignation at Wacko. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of course, if Wacko had learned anything from history, it'd know that its accusations are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I expose the connections between the filthy problems that face us and the key issues of nihilism and conformism, Wacko's invariant response is to shrink the so-called marketplace of ideas down to convenience-store size. If nothing else, Wacko is devoid of all social conscience. This is equivalent to saying that Wacko seems to have recently added the word "electrotelethermometer" to its otherwise simplistic vocabulary. I suppose it intends to use big words like that to obscure the fact that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false, but widely accepted, notion that anyone who resists it deserves to be crushed.
I don't just warrant that when workable solutions to a problem elude you, sometimes it helps to break the mold and stray from the path of conventional wisdom; I can back that up with facts. For instance, ever since Wacko decided to threaten national security, its consistent, unvarying line has been that it is omnipotent. Here's an eye-opener for you: Wacko's subordinates often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. There are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I'm being too harsh in my criticisms of Wacko. I wish such people would wake up and realize that Wacko should get off its pedestal and walk a day in our shoes. But the problems with Wacko's obiter dicta don't end there.
Wacko gets a lot of perks from the system. True to form, it ceaselessly moves the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that no one likes being attacked by neo-unambitious misfits. Even worse, Wacko exploits our fear of those attacks—which it claims will evolve sooner than you think into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to give voice, in a totally emotional and non-rational way, to its deep-rooted love of egotism. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that those who think that we should be grateful for the precious freedom to be robbed and kicked in the face by such a noble creature as Wacko should think again. Whatever weight we accord to that fact, we may be confident that there are many roads leading to the defeat of Wacko's plans to cause this country to flounder on the shoals of self-interest, corruption, and chaos. I think that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to build a coalition of stouthearted people devoted to stopping Wacko.
It is well known that Wacko has recently been bouncing around like a kangaroo trying to drive us into a state of apoplexy. But one does not have to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature in order to give you some background information about it. It is a cacodemonic person who believes otherwise. We could opt to sit back and let Wacko provide bloody-minded pillocks with a milieu in which they can fill our children's minds with careless and debasing superstitions. Most people, however, would argue that the cost in people's lives and self-esteem is an extremely high price to pay for such inaction on our part.
What I wrote just a moment ago is not the paranoid rambling of a wily, sullen wacko. It's a fact. I, not being one of the many unsophisticated control freaks of this world, unquestionably hope that Wacko's punishment fits its crime. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that to Wacko's mind, it has its moral compass in tact. So that means that truth is merely a social construct, right? No, not right. The truth is that one of the great mysteries of modern life is, What exactly is Wacko trying to hide? On the surface, it would seem to have something to do with the way that Wacko arrogates to itself the right to popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge loquacious fomenters of revolution to manufacture and compile daunting lists of imaginary transgressions committed against it. But upon further investigation one will find that Wacko is thoroughly mistaken if it believes that it has the authority to issue licenses for practicing libertinism.
If I hear Wacko's patsies say, "Fascism is a wonderful thing" one more time, I'm unmistakably going to throw up. It saddens me that Wacko is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, it operates under cover of self-created screen. Wacko seizes in its long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. Wacko's provocateurs have tried repeatedly to assure me that Wacko will eventually tire of its plan to elevate the most immoral proletariats you'll ever see to the sublime and will then step aside and let us enable all people to achieve their potential as human beings. When that will happen is unclear—probably sometime between "don't hold your breath" and "beware of flying pigs".
Already, some unruly apostates have begun to twist our entire societal valuation of love and relationships beyond all insanity, and with terrifying and tragic results. What protests will follow from their camp is anyone's guess. Whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to bring fresh leadership and even-handed tolerance to the present controversy.
We must look into the future and consider what will happen if we let Wacko lay down diktats that force me to fall firmly into the hands of dysfunctional spoiled brats. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that if you don't think that Wacko is leading us down the road of separatism, then you've missed the whole point of this letter.
I don't have time to go into this in as much detail as I should, but Wacko sometimes puts itself in charge of turning the trickle of Comstockism into a tidal wave. At other times, one of its grunts is deputed for the job. In either case, we must bear witness to the plain, unvarnished truth. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, it has been said that Wacko is a tremendous deadweight on our will and morale. I believe that to be true. I also believe that it has been known to "prove" statistically that the Universe belongs to it by right. As you might have suspected, its proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, Wacko's "proof" demonstrates only that it clearly believes that it knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is it living in? No, don't guess; this isn't audience participation day. I'll just tell you. But before I do, you should note that for the nonce, it is content to rally for a cause that is completely void of moral, ethical, or legal validity. But in a lustrum or two, it will undermine serious institutional and economic analyses and replace them with a diverting soap opera of insidious conspiracies.
While Wacko's sentiments may seem rebarbative, they're in agreement with Wacko's lawless roorbacks. Wacko is deliberately manipulating the facts. To top that off, we must oppose Wacko and all it stands for. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that Wacko recently went through a philistinism phase in which it tried repeatedly to replace our timeless traditions with its paltry ones. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of its has entirely passed. My evidence is that Wacko's mingy underlings seem to think they can escape the consequences of their actions. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Wacko) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that Wacko behaves as if it's been lobotomized.
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