Another of Allos's crazy theories!

[Allos]

Well, I have come up with a theory of what really happened at The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You see, the real group of kids that got slaughtered was not a group of kids. They were all homosexual hamsters (yes, again I speak of homosexual animals. Bite me.) Anyway, they go on a sort of "family vacation" across the State of Wyoming. Their car breaks down and an insane homophobic buzzard with a chainsaw spots them! The killing spree ensues, although the buzzard chases the hamsters all the way to Texas before it kills any of them. Hence the Texas in the name!

[Bit]

What?

[Servbot41]

I think he means ITS A GOVERNMENT COVERUP!

[Allos]

1. Who are you?
2. I clearly explained that there was no coverup. Just an exagerration of the "people" got slaughtered thing.

[Mixfortune]

Mommy was right, you are a scary man.

[Allos]

Scary? Or terrifying?

[Mixfortune]

It's one of those court orders. Yeah, they never let you do what you want to.

[Kizaragu]

Clearly the burning of thousands of leather Pants has gone to your head dude. Go outside and take a breath of fresh air.

[Servbot41]

haha this = spam me= spam I like spam...SO logically...what I said was...well...SPAM! DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY HERE! in the spam forum of course

[Mixfortune]

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No worries there...