First off I made it to top 50 which means I gained many places yesterday after being knocked down to 90 odd on the first day due to several errors and time wasters. There is a strong chance I could have got into the top 32. However I don't want to, and here is why.
This whole tournament is bullshit. Only people lucky enough to score a ship without people in it have managed to climb high, and yes Malk, I know you have not done this but you have also been EXTREMELY lucky with not facing many time wasters. It is all literally COM bashers and very lucky people in the final. Not to insult you but it is not so much based on skill, while you have needed skill to beat your games, MANY people of your skill level have been delayed by retards who can't bash a COM in under 10 minutes. While the rest of the people in the final are made up of COM bashers.
It has been hell for me trying to catch up. I know you disliked me for looking for COM tournies, but this was AFTER I slipped so bad to time wasting FOOLS I had to climb back up by finding the guaranteed fastest battles. Ironically it's usually Japanese people who delay you. It's the ones who refuse to use machine deck on principle, now I have asked these people why no machine deck on the bloody COM thus causing people to get delayed by half an hour, and they have answered that they don't want people on view battle seeing that they even own machine deck. I am sorry, but I think you OWE it to the other people in the tourney to use an efficient deck when facing the COM!
And yet, I have not had much luck finding COM games. I know who HAS though. There was a certain duo reserving every ship who then stood in the only one they could find with no other humans (and there was usually only one, thanks to their tactics leaving this ship empty) telling everybody to piss off. Sadly the Japanese players obliged them, they are now in the top ten. I was so tempted to machine deck them to teach them a lesson, but that would have jeopordised my position had they taken too long.
I mean it was literally like this.
"Arion go away."
"Arion your partner Servelan was here, he said to go to ship 03 (or whatever." That's funny because last I checked I was not suffering from multiple personality disorder - Servelan is me!"
"Servelan, please tell Arion to go away."
And so on and so forth.
I did manage to find a ship with two other COM bashers who lacked any talent whatsover, they were placed in the top 20. Japanese team. Malk, you will be pleased to know I robbed them of a total of 2500 points - faced them twice yesterday so that must have clear knocked them out of the finals. Which they deserved, because they sucked. I know I was COM bashing too but I am of the opinion that I deserved a place in the finals because I do not suck. Yet I am also of the opinion that this tourny is bullshit.
The very fact I faced them robbed me of a 1000 points, they took forever and I had to cancel that tourney before the end so I could get in the last one of the day. Whereby I faced them again, and whereby they sucked and I beat them again. IMO I deserved those entire 2 games to be COM. Because had there had been humans in it besides them, I'm of little doubt I'd have beat them all anyway. I also NEEDED that 1000 points to clear me over the 32 threshold. Lost, thanks to 2 time wasting idiots.
1. Everybody is COM bashing and you cannot blame them because humans take forever in their battles.
2. The time limit is bullshit. Why only 3 hours for 3 days? This is farcical, it means that even the talented players who get knocked back by machine deck or time wasters CANNOT gain ground. I knew I was doomed when I had 2 games screwed up on the first day. I had figured in my head the sort of practices needed to win this, and I knew full well losing 1 1/2 hours off the total time of only 9 hours would doom me.
3. There are only going to be Arkz in the final. Jesus did nobody look at this grid and figure this? Small grid, so while not on the surface good for Arkz, you can place your 1 pointers anywhere and therefore totally block the other team. There are stupid blocks in the way which a la Unguis Lapis will be used to Arkz advantage. Yet again a MASSIVE advantage for Arkz in a serious tourney! Sega you are surely bullshitting me with this!
4. I don't think games of 4 Arkz require any particular skill, moreso luck and who gets the first turn on the dice roll. Yep, you go first you can place monsters all round you, all round them, and lo, they can not place stuff anywhere viable.
5. I don't want to fight Billie Joe in the final. I'd rather quit than win or lose to him and put up with his jeering which genuinely makes me want to go swallow a packet of aspirin. If I lost he would make it hell for me, the game would be unplayable for the whole of the foreseeable future.
6. Malk, I don't want to fight you either. I know you use dual Arkz and I hate dual Arkz, but I also know on this grid I don't stand a chance without responding in kind. This is a bullshit sort of baqttle and with our equal skill levels, based purely on luck. I know for a fact I'm not mature enough to take it well if I lose to bad luck, and well, I don't want to kick off on you. Again.
7. I don't want to be accused of cheating for being my partner and playing on a team comprised of me, 2 cubes and 2 monitors. I was only going to do that in the prelimaries because Zane failed to show the first day. However people know I did this and I also know I am talked about behind my back. Malk I know you and Yuji talked about me behind my back. Yuji, let it be known now that while I get on with Malk I dislike you. Caught you yesterday saying I was cheating for trying to gain ground on COM bashing. Well I don't care, I DESERVED this cup as much as you, it was not my fault I lost SERIOUS time on the first day and finding fast partners was the only way I would get anywhere. May I also say that every human I faced I BEAT, so I KNOW I deserved the cup! I know you got beat at least once, so don't call me out on COM bashing. I DESERVED A PLACE IN THE CUP! I will wish luck to Malk even if it means you getting your win. But that pains me greatly. And nope this ain't flame baiting. I dislike the guy. No name calling. I just dislike him.
8. I feel that the US players have had it WAY easier than us, with their ladder of much less players and a lot less used to the COM bashing tricks used by the Japanese. I think it's very unfair, we should have been on the same ladder.
9. This tourney is total, utter bullshit. Sega, here is your very simple solution to this kind of crap.
a. Stop making tournies time limited like this. People lose their chance to idiot time wasters.
b. STOP FUCKING MAKING GRIDS THAT FAVOUR ARKZ IN MAJOR TOURNIES!
c. Make it so everybody gets a chance. Have a system whereby you have tickets for tournies so you can only have a certain number of battles. That way, no bullshit COM bashing for less time taken, and then everybody can climb the ladder fairly.
d. Reduce the number of tournament ships DRASTICALLY so everybody has to play on one or 2 ships.
e. Now, make the cup time run to a week so everybody get a chance to use all their battle tickets. Now the people left with the most meseta are the ones with skill. Or with machine deck - still a problem there. Bout time the sinow beat card was patched? I think so, Sega, you fucking idiots.
I'm quitting now because of the animosity that has already arisen between people on the group and in the game because of Sega's UTTER failure to police a game properly. Hell yesterday I saw Tails on the same ship as Sadako (just remembered her name) who was the person telling people to go away and leave her ship. Did Tails tell her off? Did he fuck, and we all know he speaks some English. No, all he did was go around saying "Good Luck! Have fun! Thanks for playing" in Japanese and English. Let it be said, Tails is not much use.
Once more another case of when you die you see the Ring. (Sadako was the monster child in the JP version).
- Shimarisu
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