Well, I have come up with a theory of what really happened at The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You see, the real group of kids that got slaughtered was not a group of kids. They were all homosexual hamsters (yes, again I speak of homosexual animals. Bite me.) Anyway, they go on a sort of "family vacation" across the State of Wyoming. Their car breaks down and an insane homophobic buzzard with a chainsaw spots them! The killing spree ensues, although the buzzard chases the hamsters all the way to Texas before it kills any of them. Hence the Texas in the name!