Today on Jerry Springer...
Springer: Now, you sir feel as if your child may not actually be yours?
Angel Man: I don't know what to believe...
Angel Woman: How can you say that? Does this marriage mean nothing to you?
Springer: Before we go any further, we have a surprise. After the results of the DNA test, we tracked down the REAL father of this boy...
(Vampire walks onto stage, audience boos)
Angel Man: Say it isn't so! How could you do this to me, you filthy whore!
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